AUDITIONS -- SNOW WHITE FRACTURED
by Bryan Bergeron & music by Kim Dickman
Directed by Bryan Bergeron
Surfside Playhouse – 301 Ramp Road in Cocoa Beach
May 3 & 4 @7pm, Doors open @6:30pm
Casting actors of all ages, backgrounds, and experience levels.
All roles are open. All genders will be considered during casting.
Snow White Fractured
A bad apple never tasted SO good!
The mirror’s cracked. The apple bites back. And this Snow White? She’s not waiting around to be rescued.
Snow White Fractured is Surfside’s wildly popular fractured fairy tale finale—packed with twisted humor, big characters, original music, and plenty of room for playful surprises. Written and directed by Bryan Bergeron with music by Kim Dickman, this Surfside Original is built around the people who show up to audition.
Here’s the twist:
Bryan brings the framework… but the specifics are shaped around the cast. Character names, comic bits, and even moments in the script are often tailored to the actors in the room. If you love bold choices, campy comedy, and being part of a true ensemble experience, this is your show. Ages 7 to 97 are welcome.
What to Expect at Auditions
Cold readings from the script
A simple music selection taught in the room
A high-energy group number at the end
This is a play with music — not a traditional musical
No elaborate preparation required. Bring your personality, your willingness to play, and your sense of humor.
Characters
THE SNOW WHITE GROUP
Snow White (Female, Adult, Princess Type)
Influencer, all business until she isn’t, CEO of “Clothes for the Undersized”, works too much, tough but caring boss
Snugly (Male, Adult/ 50s, Frumpy/Furry)
Snow White’s personal assistant, clumsy, brilliant but confused
Peli (Gender Neutral, Adult/Physical, Pelican)
A woodland creature that pesters Snow White, does his business in inappropriate places (always off stage)
Red (Female, Adult, Cardinal) (Bird)
Sings when nervous, another woodland pest
Dr French (Gender Neutral, Adult, A Shrink)
A Psychiatrist that runs the company’s HR department, ignored but helps to save the day in the end
THE QUEEN’S ENTOURAGE
Queen Olive (Female, Adult, Alpha Queen)
Quick to smile and equally quick to scream, too confident which hides tremendous insecurity
Mr Fazz (Male, Adult, Priminister)
Abused and blindly obedient to the queen. Has an ongoing feud with the mirror
Bill (Gender Neutral, Child, Mister Fazz’s assistant)
In league with the mirror, spy… snitch
Olio (Gender Nuetral, Adult, Queens Guard)
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb…Ish
Bolio (Gender Nuetral, Adult, Queens Guard)
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb…Ish
The Mirror (Male, Adult, Magic Mirror)
Serves the Queen but resents it, droll & sarcastic
Clothier (Gender Neutral, Adult, Assasin)
Tries to kill Snow White with a bewitched girdle intended to squeeze the life out of her
Cosmo (Male, Adult, Assassin)
An inept bomb maker
Old Hag (Gender Neutral, Adult, Assassin)
Playing the queen after a spell, out to kill Snow White with a poison apple
Wood Chopper (Male, Adult, Chops wood)
Ordered to take Snow White into the woods and to chop her head off.
PATRONS
Mr Giles (Gender Neutral, Child, Butler)
Orderly to a fault, needs to loosen up
Babaloo (Gender Neutral, Adult, Circus Clown)
A way too tall child of Mr & Mrs Baba
Stick (Gender Neutral, Child, Rock Star)
A 1980s Rocker, NO RED M&Ms!!!
Dude (Gender Neutral, Child, Life Guard)
California Surfer type, union… won’t save a life unless he’s on the clock
Rowdy (Gender Neutral, Child, Rodeo Cowboy)
Just fired rodeo cowboy in need of emotional support
Chef (Gender Neutral, Child, Chef)
Superstar TV chef, obsessed with winning
Race Bannon (Gender Neutral, Child, Race Car Driver)
Compelled to say “Vroom Vroom” when he moves, runs everywhere
Mrs Baba (Female, Child, Distressed parent)
Obsessed with their child’s (Babaloo) height.
Mr. Baba (Male, Child, Distressed parent)
Obsessed with their child’s (Babaloo) height.
INFLUENCERS
Instagram (Gender Neutral, Adult, Focus on Trends)
Spends time convincing people to be something that they are not, ideas and notions are ridiculous
Tik Tok (Gender Neutral, Adult, FEED ME!!! (money))
Has a big button on the chest. Push the button… Kaching!
XXXX (Gender Neutral, Adult, Chaos)
Conspiracy theorist on steroids
COVID-19 Precautions
Surfside no longer requires patrons to wear a mask while seated but we do ask all auditioners to wear a mask when entering the building. Once you arrive at your seat, you may remove your mask if you are inclined to do so. Please remember that many are still not vacinated. We protect our own so please act accordingly. If you have not been vacinated, we highly recomend that you keep your mask on except for when you are auditioning on stage.
Please look at the following bullet points to see how the process has changed:
- Always apply the 6ft distancing rule when attending auditions. We will consider this as part of our onstage audition guidelines as well.
- You will be asked to attend only one night of auditions.
