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Auditions for You Can’t Take It With You

Sunday, March 12th and Monday, March 13th at 7pm


 “You Can’t Take It With You” is a popular, iconic comedy classic. Set in 1936, the play centers on the home of Martin Vanderhof and his extended family–a brood that “goes on about the business of living life in the fullest sense of the word.” The play opens with the everyday ordinary lives of the family: plays being written; candies being made; ballet performed to the music of a xylophone; snakes being fed; fireworks going off in the basement; communist propaganda being printed–the usual. Things start happening when Martin’s younger granddaughter, Alice, announces the imminent arrival of Tony Kirby into their lives. Tony wants to marry Alice, but she knows that her family is the antithesis of Tony’s family because he is the son of her boss, the wealthy founder and owner of Kirby and Company. As preparations proceed for the two families to meet, plans are thwarted as the Kirby’s arrive for dinner on the wrong evening (accidently?). Proverbial hilarity ensues: hot dogs are sent for; dull honeymoons and sex are discussed; a Russian ballet master wrestles Mr. Kirby to the floor–the usual. When all seems hopeless, Government Agents show up and arrest everyone. In the end, it is not just Alice and Tony’s love that wins the day. The true winners are the love of family, the love of friends, and above all, the love of life. A happy ending brings the families together and even includes a tax refund.

Martin Vanderhof: Lead, Male, 60-80

A man of about 75 “whom the years have treated kindly”. The patriarch of the household, Martin (aka Grandpa) is Penny’s father. “He is a man who made his peace with the world a long, long time ago, and his whole attitude and manner are quietly persuasive of this.” Having given up his job 35 years ago to enjoy his life, he is happy attending circuses and commencement ceremonies, and collecting snakes.

Penelope Sycamore: Lead, Female, 47-65

An avid, amateur playwright, and painter. “Comfortable, gentle, homey…under that placid exterior there surges the Divine Urge.” She is the daughter of Martin, wife of Paul, and mother of Essie and Alice.

Alice Sycamore: Lead, Female, 18-30

The younger child of Penny and Paul, “she seems to have escaped the mild tinge of insanity that pervades” the rest of her family. She is the only member of the household with steady employment out in “the real world.” Although well aware of their “quirks,” she loves and is truly devoted to her family. 

Tony Kirby: Lead, Male, 20-30

The Vice President of his father’s business, Kirby & Company, where Alice is his secretary. “Although he fits all the physical requirements of a boss’s son, his face has something in the idealist of it. All in all, a very nice young man.”

Essie Carmichael: Supporting, Female, 25-35

Eldest (about 29) child of Penny and Paul, and wife of Ed. “…curious air of the pixie about her.” She makes candies and studies ballet (endlessly and fruitlessly).

Ed Carmichael: Supporting, Male, 27-40

Husband of Essie Carmichael. Plays the xylophone (actor need not be proficient), and creates various flyers and leaflets with his home printing press, while also helping to sell Essie’s candies.

Paul Sycamore: Supporting, Male, 45-60

Penny’s husband, father of Essie and Alice. He spends most of his time making fireworks in the basement with Mr. De Pinna. He also builds toy models.

Mr. De Pinna: Supporting, Male, 40-65

A former ice deliveryman. About eight years ago, he

delivered ice to the house, and never left. Spends most of his time making fireworks with Paul.

Rheba: Supporting, Female, 27-40

The “maid,” Rheba is perhaps not the most competent of domestic workers. But she fits in with this family to a tee.

Donald:  Supporting Male, 27-40

Rheba’s boyfriend: he is “on relief,” and therefore spends most of his time with Rheba and the family. He enjoys bringing flies for the snakes, and helping out around the house.

Boris Kolenkhov: Supporting, Male, 45-60

A Russian émigré, Kolenkhov is Essie’s private ballet instructor. “He is enormous, hairy, loud, and very, very Russian” (Russian dialect).

Mr. Anthony Kirby, Sr.: Supporting, Male, 50-65

The president and founder of “Kirby & Company”; he is the epitome of the extremely wealthy and successful, self-made businessman. He raises orchids as a hobby.

Mrs. Miriam Kirby: Supporting Female, 45-60

A perfect match for her husband, Mrs. Kirby is the quintessential, high society matron. She has an avid interest in Spiritualism.

Wilbur C. Henderson: Male, 25-40

The “tax man,” and all that that entails.

Gay Wellington: Trans Female, 30+

An “actress” with a distinct fondness for gin. May be played by a male or female.

The Grand Duchess Olga Katrina: Female, 45-70

A Russian émigré, Olga is a waitress at Child’s Restaurant, Times Square. Her cousin was Nicholas II, Czar of Russia. Russian dialect.

Three J Men:

Chorus / Ensemble, All Genders, 25+

Agents of the Department of Justice.