Audition Dates
April 27-28 at 7pm
(Show Dates: June 13-29, 2025)
Learn more about auditions at Surfside Playhouse.
CHARACTER DESCRIPTIONS
Cast of Characters Includes:
Mick Slater: Private Eye: Fast-talking gumshoe.
Mack Graus: Private Eye: Another fast-talking gumshoe.
Babs: Secretary to Mick Slater: Ex-wife of Mack Graus – Plots against Cheeky.
Cheeky: Secretary to Mack Graus: Ex-wife of Mick Slater – Plots against Babs.
Ralphy: Baby Male (Baby Son of Detective Mick Slater) played by an adult.
Betsy: Baby Female (Baby Daughter of Detective Mick Slater) played by an adult.
Mrs. Wanton: Femme Fatale – Devious – Very Sexy – Plays Mick and Mack against each other.
Dr. Madison: Psychiatrist: (Counsels detectives about the voices in their heads).
Dr. Schitzo DePer: Arch Villain: Motivated by revenge, he reprograms the detectives’ voiceovers.
Peaches: Arch Villain: Gatekeeper.
Tic: Spy for Dr Schitzo (Must be able to sing harmony-Andrew Sisters Style).
Tac: Spy for Dr Schitzo (Must be able to sing harmony-Andrew Sisters Style).
Toe: Spy for Dr Schitzo (Must be able to sing harmony-Andrew Sisters Style).
Angelo De Franc: Plays a Mayan: A medieval necromancer and a modern-day chocolate tycoon.
Shep: An “Igor”-type assistant.
Miss Backwell: Classroom teacher charged with monitoring the detectives’ community service.
Student 1: An ill-mannered student.
Student 2: An very ill-mannered student.
Student 3: An incredibly ill-mannered student.
Student 4: An ill-mannered student (Human or not).
Chief Loper: A decidedly lazy police chief.
Officer Drag: A female playing a male cop. She doesn’t fool anybody.
Judge Justice: A judge who has the misfortune of having the two detectives repeatedly appear in his/her court.
Gotu Gus: Pawn shop owner – A rich source of information.
